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Since Season One of Jersey Shore is now over, I asked Snooki to write the intro to this game thread...
What do you want me to say about the freakin' Nets? Have they even won a game this year? They're a bunch of freakin' jerkoffs. They don't even have any hot guidos on that team. Those Bargnani and Belinelli guys on your team would be pretty cute if they were more juiced and tanned. Anyway, the Raptors fans will be fist-pumpin' like crazy after this game. That's all I have time to waste on this because I'm going out in five hours and I need to start getting ready.
/does handstand and shows vagina to entire Internet
Start time: 7:00pm ET
Channel: TSN2
Probable starting lineups
Toronto: Jarrett Jack, Sonny Weems, Marco Belinelli, Chris Bosh, Andrea Bargnani
New Jersey: Devin Harris, Courtney Lee, Jarvis Hayes, Yi Jianlian, Brook Lopez
Five questions
1. Can the Raptors pull this one out without Hedo Turkoglu and DeMar DeRozan? They're both expected to return to the lineup on Sunday against the Kings.
2. Are the Nets gradually getting better? They beat the Clippers by 16 last Wednesday and the following three losses were by a combined 10 points.
3. Why did Del Harris quit as assistant coach of the Nets after just two months? Is it because coaching that team is like a living hell?
4. Do you think Nets fans cut themselves?
5. Could somebody please give Chris Douglas-Roberts a hug?
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